cheating on timesheets

Posted in friends, office, random, what to say when... with tags , , , , on July 7, 2010 by No Fo Pa

No Fo Pa says: Once again: Karma!


embarrassing things kids say

Posted in kids, random, what to say when... with tags , , , , on May 24, 2010 by No Fo Pa

No Fo Pa says: use this as an opportunity to teach your child a lesson.

asking if a child is adopted

Posted in kids, ladies, random, what to say when... with tags , , , , on May 18, 2010 by No Fo Pa

No Fo Pa says: This all depends in the delivery of the question, it can be asked in a friendly way.

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returning a borrowed item broken

Posted in friends, random, what to say when... with tags , , , , on May 15, 2010 by No Fo Pa

No Fo Pa says: probably should put a disclaimer up front before they borrow it. You break it, you fix it, and make sure they know it’s an expensive item.

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reading while on the office toilet

Posted in guys, office, random with tags , , , , , , on May 9, 2010 by No Fo Pa

No Fo Pa says: NO! Leave the reading material at your desk.

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breastfeeding a toddler

Posted in friends, kids, ladies, random with tags , , , , , on May 1, 2010 by No Fo Pa

No Fo Pa says: While we try to stay open-minded, gawking is involuntary.

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boyfriend crashes a girls trip

Posted in dating, friends, guys, ladies, random, what to say when... with tags , , on April 23, 2010 by No Fo Pa

No Fo Pa says: What kind of guy would do that? Your friend should ditch him!

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politics and friends

Posted in friends, not negotiable, party, random with tags , , on April 18, 2010 by No Fo Pa

Friends and politics don’t mix. Chances are you won’t agree with your friends all of the time on political issues. Unless you are willing to say good-bye to half of your friends, keep your political views to yourself. That means don’t forward political emails or have political discussions at social gatherings, especially if you aren’t sure if their political views.

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farting in the elevator

Posted in office, random, what to say when... with tags , , , , , on April 13, 2010 by No Fo Pa

No Fo Pa says: Always deny.

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giving a professional recommendation

Posted in friends, office, random, what to say when... with tags , , , on April 9, 2010 by No Fo Pa

No Fo Pa says: whatever you do remember that your name is attached to this person.

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arguing over paying the check

Posted in dating, friends, what to say when... with tags , , , on April 2, 2010 by No Fo Pa

No Fo Pa says: give in, but you MUST pick up the next check.

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too much perfume

Posted in office, random, what to say when... with tags , , on March 30, 2010 by No Fo Pa

No Fo Pa says: Don’t suffer in silence.

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splitting a restaurant bill

Posted in friends, random with tags , , , , on March 25, 2010 by No Fo Pa

No Fo Pa says: Karma.

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exposing a cheating husband

Posted in friends, guys, ladies, random with tags , , , , on March 21, 2010 by No Fo Pa

No Fo Pa says: Wouldn’t you want to know?

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driving in the left lane

Posted in not negotiable with tags , , , on March 16, 2010 by No Fo Pa

Did you know that the left lane should be used for passing? Okay, maybe not on just a regular city street, but when you are on the highway, the left lane is for faster drivers.  SO, if you are getting passed by someone to the right of you, you need to get over in the right lane. In some cities this is now a law, and it should be considered law regardless of where you live. SLOW DRIVERS KEEP RIGHT.

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tipping on a carry-out order

Posted in random with tags , , , , on March 10, 2010 by No Fo Pa

No Fo Pa says: Yes, tip a  few bucks on a to-go order.

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using the handicap bathroom

Posted in office with tags , , , , , on March 6, 2010 by No Fo Pa

No Fo Pa says: No, you shouldn’t, but we do. Shame on us.

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pregnant belly touching

Posted in kids, not negotiable with tags , , , , , on March 2, 2010 by No Fo Pa

Being pregnant is not an open invitation  for people to touch your stomach. That pregnant belly is attached to the rest of the body. If you wouldn’t go up to someone and caress their gut when they aren’t pregnant, then don’t do it when they are.

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kids birthday party favors

Posted in kids, party with tags , , , on February 28, 2010 by No Fo Pa

No Fo Pa says: we are divided on this, it’s your gamble.

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charity marathons- noble act or free personal fulfillment?

Posted in friends, not negotiable, office, random with tags , , , , , , , on February 26, 2010 by No Fo Pa

A coworker asks if you will sponsor them for a charity marathon. But does it really seem like you are just paying so they can fulfill a personal challenge? Or so they can check marathon off their list, or try to run a shorter race than last time. Or so they can have a reason to get in shape, and have that hot runners body? How many people really do it for the actual charity?

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exposing a cheating wife

Posted in friends, guys, random with tags , , , on February 24, 2010 by No Fo Pa

No Fo Pa says: YES, wouldn’t you want to know?

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clipping nails in the office

Posted in office with tags , , on February 21, 2010 by No Fo Pa

No Fo Pa says: GROSS.

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dating a friend’s ex

Posted in dating, friends, guys with tags , on February 16, 2010 by No Fo Pa

No Fo Pa says: Sure, but best to ask first so there are no surprises.

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don’t have a gift?

Posted in not negotiable, party with tags , , on February 11, 2010 by No Fo Pa

Don’t tell someone you have a gift when you really don’t. If someone gives you a gift, and you don’t have one in return, graciously say thank you, end of story. If you really do have something for the person, then bring it to them the next day so it doesn’t look like you made it up.

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dating a friend’s ex

Posted in dating, friends, ladies on February 6, 2010 by No Fo Pa

No Fo Pa says: sure, but talk to your friend first.

public nail filing

Posted in office with tags , , , on February 2, 2010 by No Fo Pa

No Fo Pa says: in private only please.

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not sure if she’s pregnant?

Posted in not negotiable with tags on January 25, 2010 by No Fo Pa

If you are not 110% sure if a woman is pregnant, DON’T SAY ANYTHING.  That’s the fastest way to make a girl cry.

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invitation says ‘no gifts’

Posted in party with tags , , , on January 23, 2010 by No Fo Pa

No Fo Pa says: Don’t bring a gift.

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guys sending thank you notes

Posted in guys with tags , on January 21, 2010 by No Fo Pa

No Fo Pa says: call me old-fashioned, but a note sure is nice.

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breaking up via text or email

Posted in dating, technology with tags on January 19, 2010 by No Fo Pa

No Fo Pa says: It’s tacky.  At least do it on voicemail!

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